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Dear Jer Jeremy Jerk Mr Laughs est you y me ,

I've been browsing through your web site I've been thinking about you all day I'm just writing to tell you Life is great Who the hell are you and but if because yet that I think it's cool. I miss you so. I'm bored out of my mind! why do you bother? is this the information superhighway? You see, Actually, Therefore, However, Moreover, I've been thinking, and, well, what I really want to say is: a wise man once told me: this is so inane. In fact, I'd like to give you a job. why do I waste my time with this? will you marry me? did I leave the iron on? where'd you get that SHIRT? Oh and those SHOES!

If you'd like to reply, I'd welcome your response, so Replies will be forwarded to dev/null, so Write me if you dare, little girly man: send e-mail to me. My address is call me sometime. Here's my number: send flowers. Nice ones. My address is don't bother. Who cares what you think?

Thanks! Cheers! Keep up the good work! See you soon! Don't quit your day job. Give the cat a kiss for me, See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya,